Last one I SwearOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Steve Rogers who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Super Soldier. He trained every day for 14 hours in order to beat his rival, The Red Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Steve Rogers came armed with a Sheild and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Steve Rogers emerged as the Awesome victor! His achievement is celebrated every Day.
House JumpingA young woman named Hannah loved making art, and practiced Drawing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical Stores, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic New York, and a portrait of Lady Gaga that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby House for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in Drawing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting People Jumping anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, House!"
Cake in Your ButtMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Stores because you'll only end up with a Cake in your Butt." I never quite understood his advice until one Birthday, I was gardening with my best friend Sally Lu Who. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was Crazy and spooky sounds came from deep within. Sally Lu Who saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
Ethan the PlumberOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Ethan who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Plumber. He trained every day for 12 hours in order to beat his rival, The Pretty Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Ethan came armed with a Toilet and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Ethan emerged as the Epic victor! His achievement is celebrated every Christmas.
Fella Got Some BABIESFor deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a Gross surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Platypus, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "SHAZZAM!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly Danced. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 Babies. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.